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Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

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What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

What's the difference between autumn and fall?

The twin towers didn't autumn

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's green, has a cape, and flies?

Super Pickle!

What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

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Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

Fill in the blank or answer the question.

Ukraine Jokes More Ukraine Jokes

Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

Chernobyl Jokes More Chernobyl Jokes

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

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How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube

What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

The both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC