Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is Sherlock's favorite season?

Fall...

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Which fly makes films?

Stephen Speilbug!

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

Visit Jokes More Visit Jokes

Why did the rapper visit the urologist?

Because his flows were so sick.

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

Ukraine Jokes More Ukraine Jokes

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

Chernobyl Jokes More Chernobyl Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why should you never buy ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

Unzip Jokes More Unzip Jokes

What is Winrar's Favorite pickup line?

I can Unzip it for you.

What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

The both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC