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Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How is it that magic carpets are able to fly?

They are powered by turban engines.

What time do dentists fly airplanes?

Tooth Hurty (2:30)

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What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy?

A family friend paying a visit.

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

Ukraine Jokes More Ukraine Jokes

What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River

What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

Chernobyl Jokes More Chernobyl Jokes

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

Unzip Jokes More Unzip Jokes

What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

The both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube