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What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!

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Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

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The reindeer

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Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

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What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my

What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!

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Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river