What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!

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Crimea River.

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What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!

Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.