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What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the fastest insect in the World?

Lice" Why... Because it is latching on a running Cheetah.

What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

Invade Jokes More Invade Jokes

Why us it not good to have an oily face?

The US might invade it.

Why did the USA invade Panama?

Just 'Cause

Ukraine Jokes More Ukraine Jokes

Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!