What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!

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I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

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Deutscher Humor!

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What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!

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He was Russian.

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Because he khan.

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Chernobyl fall out.

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Because Chernobyl fallout.