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What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!

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What's the fastest cake in the world?

Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!

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Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

What do you call Vladimir Putin after an ultimate fighting championship?

Vloody Putin

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Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

Why us it not good to have an oily face?

The US might invade it.

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What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river