What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!

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What's the least spoken language in the world?

Sign language.

Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

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What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

What is Putin's favorite new ballot?

Crimea River

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How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!

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What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!

Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River