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Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

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What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

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What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

Why do they make the underwear so fancy?

No one is ever going to see it anyway. Me: Uh huh.

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Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.