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Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

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Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

What, I'm Asian?

Slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

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What meal was given out to the survivors of the Chernobyl accident?

Fission chips.

Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

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Why should you never buy Ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout