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Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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What do you call a happy Russian?

Gladimir Putin!

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

A soviet

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Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

What do you call a nuclear-powered car?

A mobile-Chernobyl!

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Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.