Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

Why do Russians have so many bear fighting stories?

Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy.

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What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

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Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...