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What do you call a nuclear-powered car?

A mobile-Chernobyl!

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Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

What's the problem with radioactive underpants?

Chernobyl fall out..

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Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.