What slides in and out until it's balls...

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)

What goes "ha ha, thump thump?

A guy laughing his balls off.

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

Bust Jokes More Bust Jokes

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

Piston Jokes More Piston Jokes

What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure