What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)

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What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

How do you tell if someone's balls are sensitive?

Give them a test-tickle

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What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)

Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

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Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car

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Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

It's meow-sic to their ears!

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)

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What did Cinderella say when the got to the ball?

She didn't say anything, she just gagged.

What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball?

Nothing, she just made gagging noises