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What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

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What happens when i find a good joke?

I reddit.

What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?

LO

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

Why is a pool table green?

Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What's the disease that slowly turns your skin black?

Rap Music

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch

Blink Jokes More Blink Jokes

Why the dude's ear is blinking blue?

Because he has a blue tooth in his ear...

What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.