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What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

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When they named the state of New Mexico were they degrading the state or honoring Mexico?

It seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens

What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What does Belathor call his balls?

His treasures.

What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

Why are mosquitoes annoying?

Because they get under your skin.

What's the disease that slowly turns your skin black?

Rap Music

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde?

Brainwashing.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.

Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can Pikachu

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

Blink Jokes More Blink Jokes

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

Why the dude's ear is blinking blue?

Because he has a blue tooth in his ear...