What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

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What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air?

Pupil: It's stolen!

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

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Why did?

Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give.

Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

To hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"

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What do you call a delicacy made by stripping the skin off of a Native American and cooking it?

A Sioux Flay

Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

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What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

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Why do Asians squint with their eyes?

Because bombs are bright.

How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

Blink Jokes More Blink Jokes

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

Why the dude's ear is blinking blue?

Because he has a blue tooth in his ear...