What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

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What happened when the cannibal showed up to the buffet late?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

What happens after Amy Chua?

Amy Swallowa.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

What's six feet tall, black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Whats bigger than your balls?

The moon

Why did the operation Barbarossa fail?

The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What should you call someone with a different color of skin than your own?

A hue man.

What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.

What do you call a guy with no hair named Gary?

Garibaldi

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

Blink Jokes More Blink Jokes

Why do we blink subconsciously?

You aren't now!

Why the dude's ear is blinking blue?

Because he has a blue tooth in his ear...