Whats bigger than your balls?

The moon

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What does your s*** smell like?

Freedom.

What was the Mathematician's Favorite Johnny Depp Movie?

S of the Carribean.

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Why do dogs lick their balls?

Because they can.

What do a wicked stepmother and a gag reflex have in common?

They both keep you from getting to the ball!

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What do you call a pest from the moon?

A luna-tick.

Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.