What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

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What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

"Ve have vays of making you tock!"

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

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Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

Why does the moon have no hair?

Because it's waxing

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What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.