What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

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Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock.

What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

"Ve have vays of making you tock!"

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Who's there! Biro! Biro who?

Biro light of the moon!

What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.

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What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.