What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

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What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.

What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

"Ve have vays of making you tock!"

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Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

What do you call a clock on the moon?

A lunartick.

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What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.