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What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

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Tick Jokes More Tick Jokes

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

Lunatic Jokes More Lunatic Jokes

What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.