What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

Why did the blonde call an exterminator?

Her computer had a bug...

Lunatic Jokes More Lunatic Jokes

Why do so many lunatics have ear infections?

Because they're ear-rash-ional.

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.