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What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

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How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

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Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?

Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

What do you say when German secret police is bugging you?

GeSTAHPo!

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What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.