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What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What did the conspiracy theorist use as his breakup line?

Baby, I'm sorry, but I can't be with someone who's as real as the Moon landing...

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

Lunatic Jokes More Lunatic Jokes

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)