What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

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Tick Jokes More Tick Jokes

What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Who's there! Brighton! Brighton who?

Brighton-der the light of the moon!

Lunatic Jokes More Lunatic Jokes

What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.