How do you get a horse out of jail?

Hay bail.

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What's a camel?

A horse made by committee.

Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

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What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

What do you call a five foot psychic that escapes from jail?

A small medium at large.