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How do you get a horse out of jail?

Hay bail.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why do blacksmiths go to jail?

Forging.

Why Did The Vulcanologist Go To Jail?

Because he, basalt-ed someone. Ba