How do you get a horse out of jail?

Hay bail.

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What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

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Why Did The Vulcanologist Go To Jail?

Because he, basalt-ed someone. Ba

Why was the belt thrown in jail?

He held up a pair of pants.