Why did the lettuce get arrested?

For disturbing the peas!

Previous Random Joke Next

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

Why did the lettuce get arrested?

For disturbing the peas!

What's a hippies favourite food?

Peas, man.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

Disturb Jokes More Disturb Jokes

Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

Where is Disturbed's favorite vacation spot?

Hawa-a-ai-i