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Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

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Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

Why did the orange move to veggieland?

So he could live in peas and hominy.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

Where do lemons go to jail?

Lemonworth

Disturb Jokes More Disturb Jokes

Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

What is white and disturbs your lunch?

An avalanche

Green Bean Jokes More Green Bean Jokes

What do you call an environmentally-conscious Mexican?

A Green Bean

Why do green beans meditate?

To find inner peas!