Why did the lettuce get arrested?

For disturbing the peas!

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Why was the energizer bunny arrested?

He got a battery charge.

What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred

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What is white and disturbes your dinner?

An avalanche.

Where is Disturbed's favorite vacation spot?

Hawa-a-ai-i