Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

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Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

What's the most polite meal?

Peas and franks.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

Why didn't the Middle Eastern man go to jail?

Because hijab his wife, but nobody cared.

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What is white and disturbs your breakfast?

An avalanche

Where is Disturbed's favorite vacation spot?

Hawa-a-ai-i

Green Bean Jokes More Green Bean Jokes

What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car?

A green bean.

Why do green beans meditate?

To find inner peas!