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Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

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Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.

What's the most polite meal?

Peas and franks.

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How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

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Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

Why should you never disturb a mirror?

Because they are always reflecting.

Green Bean Jokes More Green Bean Jokes

What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

What do you call an environmentally-conscious Mexican?

A Green Bean