Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

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Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.

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Why was the lion cub sent to jail?

It was a child predator.

What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

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Where is Disturbed's favorite vacation spot?

Hawa-a-ai-i

Why did the lettuce get arrested?

For disturbing the peas!

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What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

Why do green beans meditate?

To find inner peas!