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Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

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Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

Why did the orange move to veggieland?

So he could live in peas and hominy.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

Why did the peanut go to jail?

He was a-roasted peanut.

Disturb Jokes More Disturb Jokes

Why did the lettuce get arrested?

For disturbing the peas!

What is white and disturbs your lunch?

An avalanche

Green Bean Jokes More Green Bean Jokes

What do you call an environmentally-conscious Mexican?

A Green Bean

Why do green beans meditate?

To find inner peas!