Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

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Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

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What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

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What is white and disturbes your dinner?

An avalanche.

Why did the lettuce get arrested?

For disturbing the peas!

Green Bean Jokes More Green Bean Jokes

Why do green beans meditate?

To find inner peas!

Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.