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What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

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Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.

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Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)