What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

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Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

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What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!