What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

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What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea?

I've never paid 50 bucks to have a garbanzo on my face.

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

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What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

What's the most polite meal?

Peas and franks.

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What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

How did the Royal Navy attract so many recruits?

They were impressive!