What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

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What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!

What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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Why did the orange move to veggieland?

So he could live in peas and hominy.

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

It swells at night.

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How did the Royal Navy attract so many recruits?

They were impressive!

Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse?

She's only attracted to colored guys.