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What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

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Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth!

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

What's a hippies favourite food?

Peas, man.

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)