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What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

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Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garabonzo bean?

I don't have a garabonzo bean in my garage because that's where I get pee'd on so there is tarps everywhere.

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

Why did the orange move to veggieland?

So he could live in peas and hominy.

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Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas