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What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

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What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.

What's an idealist vegetarian's favorite meal?

Peas and hominy

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Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)