What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

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What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

Why did the lettuce get arrested?

For disturbing the peas!

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Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

How did the Royal Navy attract so many recruits?

They were impressive!