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What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

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How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear

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What's the difference in a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face before.

What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom?

Chickpea

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What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

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What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

What's the diffrence between Math and Emos?

Math problems actually exist