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What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

It's all in the grip.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

Chick Pea Jokes More Chick Pea Jokes

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!