What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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What the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

The pencil has a point

What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

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What's thr difference between the Chinese and racism?

Racism has many faces.

What products do you use for grooming?

She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.