What do people drink at Club Obi-Wan?

Qui-Gon Gin.

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Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him moody.

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What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

Nostrildamus

Why did the snail paint an S on the back of his car?

So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"

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What's the main ingredient in a Jedi martini?

Qui-Gon Gin

What do people drink at Club Obi-Wan?

Qui-Gon Gin.