What do people drink at Club Obi-Wan?

Qui-Gon Gin.

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What does Light Yagami drink at the bar?

Tekira!

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

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What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

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What's the main ingredient in a Jedi martini?

Qui-Gon Gin

What do people drink at Club Obi-Wan?

Qui-Gon Gin.