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What do people drink at Club Obi-Wan?

Qui-Gon Gin.

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What do you call someone who drinks too much water?

An aquaholic...

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

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When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

Is unwise, apparently.

Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

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What do people drink at Club Obi-Wan?

Qui-Gon Gin.

What's the main ingredient in a Jedi martini?

Qui-Gon Gin