Why did Eve want to move to New York?

She fell for the Big Apple!

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Why did the pharaoh retire?

Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme

Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

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What did the horse say when he fell down?

I've fallen and I can't giddyup.

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

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What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.