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Why did Eve want to move to New York?

She fell for the Big Apple!

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Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

When I see a "How am I driving?

Sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

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What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine

When a boy falls, what does he fall against?

His will

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Who was the world's first carpenter?

Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

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How can you tell if someone is from New York?

They always talk about how they're from New York.

What's an Islamic extremist's favorite baseball team?

The New York Jets