Why did Eve want to move to New York?

She fell for the Big Apple!

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Why did the pharaoh retire?

Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Where did Sally go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

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What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

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What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.