Why did Eve want to move to New York?

She fell for the Big Apple!

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Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

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How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the Empire State building?

About 16 seconds

What do you get when two Samoans Fall off a couch?

Tufaloffahsofa

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What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!

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Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!