Why did Eve want to move to New York?

She fell for the Big Apple!

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What did a blind French guy said he wanted for Christmas?

All I want for Christmas is yeux

Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They wanted a better celery!

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What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

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What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.