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Why did Eve want to move to New York?

She fell for the Big Apple!

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How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson?

Do you want to be black, or white

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What do you call a minion that falls on a grill?

Filet mignon

How did Reddit not fell down yet?

I mean, it is only hanging by threads...

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team?

The New York jets.

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.