Why did Eve want to move to New York?

She fell for the Big Apple!

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Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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How do you say thank you to a New York sushi chef?

Gracias.

What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.