How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

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Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

What did the bird say when it flew into the window?

Owl

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What do you call an Asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

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How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars?

Jack-u-la!

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A BABOOM!

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What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

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Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.