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How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

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What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls?

They don't have a pilots license.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

What did the terrorist Redditor say on the plane?

Wow, this blew up!

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What do you call a feminist from LA?

A SoCal Justice Warrior.

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat?

Mack-u-la!

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What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

What do your mom and monkeys have in common?

Macaque

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What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team?

The New York jets.

What do you call a wine convention in upstate New York?

The Lake Champlain Champagne Campaign

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What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.