How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

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How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

Why is everyone smiling at me today?

Checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

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When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides?

When it is intercepted by a plane.

What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly...

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What do you call a vampire in a raincoat?

Mack-u-la!

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

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Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

What is a gentleman monkey?

A gentleman monkey is a monkey that won't monkey around with another monkey's monkey.

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What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team?

The New York jets.

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

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What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.