How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

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What has four wheels and flies?

A rubbish bin!

What do you call a black guy who flies airplanes?

A pilot, you racist.

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What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...

What do you call an Arab flying a plane?

A pilot you racist

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What do you call a vampire in a raincoat?

Mack-u-la!

How can you tell when a Canadian is successful?

He dies in his LA home at 82.

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Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak?

I've banana roll lately.

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Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

What part of New York has the most feminists?

Manhatin'

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How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch