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How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

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What do you call a flying bus?

Bus Lightyear...

Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

La Jokes More La Jokes

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat?

Mack-u-la!

Who takes the best selfies in LA?

I need someone good to do mine.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do your mom and monkeys have in common?

Macaque

What kind of monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon!

New York Jokes More New York Jokes

Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.

What part of New York has the most feminists?

Manhatin'

6 Hour Jokes More 6 Hour Jokes

What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.