How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

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What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

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Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

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How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

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What did the Monkey say when his bath was too hot?

Ooh-Ooh-Aah- Aah

What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit

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Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

What's the longest Island in New York?

Long Island.

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What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.