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What did the Monkey say when his bath was too hot?

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Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.

What criminal doesn't take baths?

A dirty crook.