How Obsessed am I with Harry Potter?

9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*

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Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

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How Obsessed am I with Harry Potter?

9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...