Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway

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What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

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Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

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Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway