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Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway

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Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

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Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.

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Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Why'd the robber take a bath?

He wanted to make a clean getaway.