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Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway

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Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?

After a week he was spotless!

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Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway

Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.