Why'd the robber take a bath?

He wanted to make a clean getaway.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

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Why'd the robber take a bath?

He wanted to make a clean getaway.

Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

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Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Why'd the robber take a bath?

He wanted to make a clean getaway.