What kind of bath can you take without water?

A sun bath.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

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What kind of cats lay around the house?

Car-pets!

What kind of a shoe has a problem?

An issue.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.

Why'd the robber take a bath?

He wanted to make a clean getaway.