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What kind of bath can you take without water?

A sun bath.

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What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

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What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!

What kind of music do you like?

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

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What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?

A little bear!

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!