What kind of bath can you take without water?

A sun bath.

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Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

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What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear?

FLAC jackets

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

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What did the Monkey say when his bath was too hot?

Ooh-Ooh-Aah- Aah

Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.