What kind of bath can you take without water?

A sun bath.

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What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

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What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

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Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

What kind of bath can you take without water?

A sun bath.