What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.

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What sweetie?

Tell who what! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

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What kind of musical instrument do mice play?

A mouse organ!

When is it unlucky to see a black cat?

When your a mouse!