What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend?

Taking out a provoloan

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs!

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!