What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend?

Taking out a provoloan

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!