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What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs!

Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak!