What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend?

Taking out a provoloan

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What do you call a frisbee that's more than a friend?

Frisbae

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

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Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".