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What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend?

Taking out a provoloan

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Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Who is the commander of cheese?

Sargento

What do you call cheese that isn't your cheese?

NACHO-CHEESE

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What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car