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What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend?

Taking out a provoloan

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What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool?

I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!

What are short men called?

Friends.

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Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

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What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.