What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend?

Taking out a provoloan

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What's next - people marrying dogs?

Nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool?

I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours?

My cheese!

What's a monk's favorite kind of cheese?

Smoked Buddha.

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Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one