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What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

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He heard the snow blower was coming.

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I missed you

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It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

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That's unsanitary.

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The giraffe put him up to it.

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What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.