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What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

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What do you call a French human delicacy?

Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking French vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink French vodka.

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What makes Stevie Wonder?

What everything looks like.

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant?

A tusky!

What's similar between an elephant and a plum?

They're both grey except for the plum.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

Catch.

Chihuahuas Jokes More Chihuahuas Jokes

Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.