What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

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How much for the mannequin in the clown outfit?

Sir, she came in with you!

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What do mice do when they're at home?

Mousework!

Who looks after the EuroDisney website?

Mick e-mouse.

Chihuahuas Jokes More Chihuahuas Jokes

Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers?

They have short tales!

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.