What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

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Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears.

Why do clairvoyants have crystal balls?

So they can see what's coming.

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What did the corn stalk say to the other corn stalk?

That outfit makes you look very corny.

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

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Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

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What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

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What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

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A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

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Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!