What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

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Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

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What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.