What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

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What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

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How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it!

What did the guy who got fired for always being late say?

It was just a matter of time.

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What's large, grey and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.