What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

Which ant is the biggest?

Elephant

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Why can't you trust anything MATTER says?

Because it makes up everything.

What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

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What's enormous, gray, and unimportant?

Irrelephant.

What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants?

Irrelephant