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Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the egg say to the pan or boiling water?

It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chicken.

Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?

A widower.

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Which French novelist looked like a scrotum?

Balzac

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What's Mexico's national sport?

Cross country

How did Jesus get so fit?

He did lots of cross fit

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

What do the Irish hate more than potatoes?

No potatoes.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

Latvian Man Jokes More Latvian Man Jokes

Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.