Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

What is a black mans favorite Halloween costume?

Robbin Hood

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!

Why couldn't the anthropologist find any Lomekwian tools?

They were looking in Oldowan places

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did the chicken say?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road?. Don't worry ill get over it.

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do the Irish hate more than potatoes?

No potatoes.

What do you call a potato that's high?

A baked potato.(http://www.spudstravels.com/Travel%20Archive/Caribbean/Jamaicaimages/Cannabis%20-%20close.jpg)

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal is prone to both manic and depressive episodes?

A bipolar bear.

What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.

Latvian Man Jokes More Latvian Man Jokes

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.