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Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

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What's your phone number?

Looks up from phone* Me: I don't have a phone. *looks down at phone* Coworker....

Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way?

He was galactose intolerant.

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What did Batman say at the deli?

Got ham

What sport can Batman best Superman in?

Polo

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What do you call the underwear of someone experiencing nocturnal emissions?

Dreamcatchers

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

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What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

Their match wouldn't light.