Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

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Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

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How is Batman different from a black man?

Batman can go in a store without Robin.

What sport can Batman best Superman in?

Polo

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Why do they make the underwear so fancy?

No one is ever going to see it anyway. Me: Uh huh.

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

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What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

Why was the Berlin Wall torn down?

It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.