What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why'd the blonde snort a line of Splenda?

She thought it was diet coke

How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

How far have you gone with a girl?

I went to Canada with my mum once

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What do you call a donut that is out of this world?

Astronaut-----

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does 007 wear on his head?

A Bondana.

What wears a bright red suit and knows if you've been naught..or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

Apollo Jokes More Apollo Jokes

What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11

What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moonmission?

He Apollo-gized.