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What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

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They both think they can fly.

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Nothing. She's fine.

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All my Apollo-gies.

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What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11