What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

Why are topologists on a world of their own?

They think on a whole different dimension.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you make one girl disappear?

Just add a G and now she's gone.

Why did the girl reject iron oxide?

Because it was FeO

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space.

What did the astronaut get instead of athlete's foot?

Missile Toe

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

Apollo Jokes More Apollo Jokes

What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission?

He Apollo-gized.

What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moonmission?

He Apollo-gized.