What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

How old were you on your last birthday?

Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do girls never travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

Apollo Jokes More Apollo Jokes

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize

Who's there! Apollo! Apollo who?

Apollogize!