What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

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What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of.

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

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How do you make one girl disappear?

Just add a G and now she's gone.

Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

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What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

An Astronaut

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

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What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11

What does an astronaut say when he's sorry?

All my Apollo-gies.