What do astronauts get?

Missile toe

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How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

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What did the astronaut get instead of athlete's foot?

Missile Toe

What do astronauts get?

Missile toe