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What do astronauts get?

Missile toe

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What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded?

Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----

Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

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What did the astronaut get instead of athlete's foot?

Missile Toe

What do astronauts get?

Missile toe