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What's cold and always runs from a fight?

Coward ice.

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call Usain Bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted