What's cold and always runs from a fight?

Coward ice.

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Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

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Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho".;;