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What's cold and always runs from a fight?

Coward ice.

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How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

What do you call a fight between two dairy products?

A fromage fray.

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What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?

Damn!

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.