What's cold and always runs from a fight?

Coward ice.

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What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break?

A lunchador.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What tick likes to run?

Politicks

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.