What's cold and always runs from a fight?

Coward ice.

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What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

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Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

Flatman and Ribbon