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What's cold and always runs from a fight?

Coward ice.

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Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

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Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.