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What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

Which is the quickest way to make someone lose?

The game.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph?

A witch in a high speed train.

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

Luck Jokes More Luck Jokes

What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

I'm at wick's end.

What do you call a stoner that complains about luck?

A Hearthstoner

Ball Point Banana Jokes More Ball Point Banana Jokes

What's yellow and writes?

A ball point banana!

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch: