What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

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By losing a billion dollars in business.

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They lost two towers

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When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

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Because she prefers to drive stick!

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The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

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Dumblebore

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They make a Daily Prophet.

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I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

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Because she never marries the best man.

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What's yellow and writes?

A ball point banana!

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch: