What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

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What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

How'd he do that?

Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.

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Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

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What does a witch do if her broom is stolen?

She calls the flying squad!

What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

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Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

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When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

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What's yellow and writes?

A ball point banana!

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch: