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What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's the worst part about season 1 of Lost?

The episode.

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Who looks after the EuroDisney website?

Mick e-mouse.

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do you call a witch that stays out all night?

A fresh air freak.

Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

With a warlock.

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

Luck Jokes More Luck Jokes

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

Ball Point Banana Jokes More Ball Point Banana Jokes

What's yellow and writes?

A ball point banana!

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch: