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What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did Germany lose WW2?

Three Reichs and you're out

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How did Jennifer Aniston find her fiancee?

She looked very Theroux-ly.

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

Luck Jokes More Luck Jokes

What do you call a stoner that complains about luck?

A Hearthstoner

Who's there! Charles! Charles who?

Charles your luck on the lottery!

Ball Point Banana Jokes More Ball Point Banana Jokes

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

What's yellow and writes?

A ball point banana!