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What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

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Their rocket kept Stalin!

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Pu-pu puble

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Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

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A fresh air freak.

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They make a Daily Prophet.

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A wizard is never late.

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I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

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With any luck, right after it finishes college.

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What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

What's yellow and writes?

A ball point banana!