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What's yellow and writes?

A ball point banana!

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Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

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What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

What's yellow and writes?

A ball point banana!