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What's yellow and writes?

A ball point banana!

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Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright?

Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'

Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

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What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

What's yellow and writes?

A ball point banana!