Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy Halloween

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What is a witch's favourite TV show?

Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!

What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you?

A phone moan.

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies!.... And I'll just see myself out.

Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

Happy Halloween Jokes More Happy Halloween Jokes

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing! Happy Halloween everyone.

Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy Halloween