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Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy Halloween

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do you call two witches who share a room?

Broom-mates.

What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Who represents a Ghost in court?

A Paralegal.

What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?

An incorporation.

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie

Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

Happy Halloween Jokes More Happy Halloween Jokes

Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy Halloween

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween