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Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy Halloween

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do witches put on their hair?

Scare spray!

Why couldn't the witch get pregnant?

Her husband had a holloween-ie.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Where do ghost trains stop?

At devil crossings.

Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

Happy Halloween Jokes More Happy Halloween Jokes

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing! Happy Halloween everyone.

Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy Halloween