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What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing! Happy Halloween everyone.

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He didn't have the guts

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Because Oct31 = Dec25

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What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing! Happy Halloween everyone.

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What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

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Decomposing

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What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.

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They place flowers on the grave.

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Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy Halloween

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Better grip. Happy Halloween