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What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing! Happy Halloween everyone.

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How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

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What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

Ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-Nile.

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Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

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What do you call it when a cremated person spins in their grave?

An Urn-ado.

What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

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Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy Halloween

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!