What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing! Happy Halloween everyone.

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What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-Nile.

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Who's there! Beethoven! Beethoven who?

Beethoven is too hot!

What's Beethoven's favorite favorite Japanese weapon?

Ka-ta-na-na!

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How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

They place flowers on the grave.

What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.

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Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy Halloween