What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing! Happy Halloween everyone.

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What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

A "booquet" of flower.

What is a black mans favorite Halloween costume?

Robbin Hood

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Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

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Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

What's Beethoven's favorite favorite Japanese weapon?

Ka-ta-na-na!

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How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

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What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing! Happy Halloween everyone.

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!