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What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing! Happy Halloween everyone.

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

De Jokes More De Jokes

Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

Beethoven Jokes More Beethoven Jokes

What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

What was Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Ba-Na-Na-Na

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

Happy Halloween Jokes More Happy Halloween Jokes

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy Halloween