What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing! Happy Halloween everyone.

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Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing! Happy Halloween everyone.

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What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

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What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

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How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave

How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

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Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy Halloween