Happy Halloween Jokes

Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy Halloween

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Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing! Happy Halloween everyone.