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Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

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Their sausages are the wurst.

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What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

Tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

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A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

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Who's there! Amory! Amory who?

Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas?

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They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

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Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

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They paint the town dead!

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