Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
Tell her a joke at Christmas
Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.
Most weddings happen in June.
They paint the town dead!
Because Dec 25 is Oct 31
Because Oct 31 is Dec 25
Because OCT 31=DEC 25
Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.
Give him sheet music