Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)
I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)
Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)
I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'
He asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."
J Coal
Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!
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He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.
Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!
