Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.
She identified as pump-kin.
Pump-kin
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25
Because Dec 25 is Oct 31
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25
Because Oct 31 is Dec 25
He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.
None, that's a hardware issue.
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Because his daddy was a mummy
Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.