Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

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What Did Kid Davis Say To The Lesbian Melons?

You cantaloupe. i just thought of this. probably not the first person to, but i certainly didn't steal it.

How would it be living in an only men city?

I think it would be tight at first, but then it would loosen up after a while.

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How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

What did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe?

Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you

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What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

A "booquet" of flower.