Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
Because Dec 25 is Oct 31
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25
They always worry about the worst case!
To the foobar.
Because oct 31 = dec 25
KFC isnt open on holidays.
Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!
A ladder in her stocking!
He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.
Gee, I'm a tree.
Because Oct 31 is Dec 25
Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."
I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'
One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.
One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.
Engineers (engine ears).
Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.