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Dec 25 Jokes

Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

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Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween?

Because Dec 25 is Oct 31

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

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Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

25 Jokes More 25 Jokes

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?

Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

What do you get when mix the last of the solute with the last of the solvent?

The Final Solution

Thanksgive Jokes More Thanksgive Jokes

Why cant programmers tell the difference between Christmas and Thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

What did the hipster say the day after Thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

Computer Programmer Jokes More Computer Programmer Jokes

Why was the computer programmer single?

Because he couldn't commit.

Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven?

They were too GUI.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he's coming or going.

How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What was the Islamic Star Wars fan for Halloween?

Hijabba the Hut

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

Computer Scientist Jokes More Computer Scientist Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

Why do computer scientists get Halloween and Christmas confused?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25