What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

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What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

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What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

Why was the sapling such a horrible entrepreneur?

Because he couldn't branch out.