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What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

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What did a tree say to another tree?

Nothing, trees can't talk!

What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

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What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

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What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

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What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

Why was the sapling such a horrible entrepreneur?

Because he couldn't branch out.