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What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

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What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

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What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

What did Zack say after discovering his coward genes?

Zackrebleu!

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What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

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What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

Why was the sapling such a horrible entrepreneur?

Because he couldn't branch out.