What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

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How do you make a hotdog with a tree?

You fold it

What happens to all the unsold Christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every Christmas tree salesperson does the trees

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What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

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What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

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Why was the sapling such a horrible entrepreneur?

Because he couldn't branch out.

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.