What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!

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What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

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Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus

What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

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What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!