What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.

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Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

When a boy falls, what does he fall against?

His will

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's yellow has long ears and grows on trees?

The Easter Bunana!

What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.