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What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.

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Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

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What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.