What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How did the blonde die drinking milk?

The cow fell on her.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden?

All the trees have square roots.

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious.

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove