What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

When a boy falls, what does he fall against?

His will

What did Hellen Keller not see when she fell?

The floor

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove