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What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.

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What's blue, white and red?

A cancerous child who fall down the stairs.

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

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What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

When does a tree want less?

When it's sycamore.

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Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.