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What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.

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What do you call a kid who falls into a gorilla enclosure?

Zoolander

Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

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What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody Wood Pickle!

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What is your favorite joke about women?

Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.