An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high
He usually flies twice as high.
Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.
A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)
The punchline
Her blinker was on.
The officer hadn't read him his rights.
Because they were Wright.
A plane
