What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

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Why did the student study in an airplane?

He wanted a higher education!

Why don't Black people hijack airplanes?

They'll have no one to sell it to.

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Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

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Why does Beyonce sing, "To the left, to the left!"?

Because black women have no rights.

Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

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What do two Wrights make?

A plane

Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China?

Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.