Wright Jokes

What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China?

Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.

What do two Wrights make?

A plane

What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

You might also enjoy:

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

What's the United States favorite brand of shortening?

San Fran Crisco

What's better than being the first Black President of the United States?

Being the 45th white one.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland?

Independence Day

What's the difference between a gambler and a Kasich supporter?

A gambler might lose.

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

It's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

Why did Beyonc sing "to the left, to the left"?

Because black people don't have rights.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What kind of monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon!

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

China Jokes More China Jokes

What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?

Pollution.

What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

Because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

Wong Jokes More Wong Jokes

Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

Why can't a Chinese couple get a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white