What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon!

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What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em?

Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

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What's the definition of Parity?

Two parrots exactly the same!

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

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What geometric figure is like a runaway parrot?

A polygon.

Why did the polygons of Geometric Grove disapprove of their new triangle neighbor?

He was a degenerate triangle.