What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon!

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What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

What is big hairy and can fly faster than sound?

King Koncord.

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What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

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What's a Polygon?

A dead parrot.

What geometric figure is like a runaway parrot?

A polygon.