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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon!

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How cute does someone have to be for sparks to fly?

Electro

What's yellow and flys through walls?

A magic banana...

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What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?

P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.

Where did you get it?

Africa" Says the parrot.

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What geometric figure is like a runaway parrot?

A polygon.

Why did the polygons of Geometric Grove disapprove of their new triangle neighbor?

He was a degenerate triangle.