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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon!

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What do you call Americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

Why were the flies playing football in saucer?

They where playing for the cup!

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot.

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.

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Why did the polygons of Geometric Grove disapprove of their new triangle neighbor?

He was a degenerate triangle.

What's a Polygon?

A dead parrot.