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Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

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What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.

What do Anna Nicole Smith and Tom Brady have in common?

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What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

What time do dentists fly airplanes?

Tooth Hurty (2:30)

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What was Jesus favorite games?

Hangman and lacrosse

Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

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Ant-elopers.

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Coward ice.

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What kind of tableware do gym trainers use?

Pilates

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate