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Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

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Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.

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What did the doctor say to the airplane that has canser?

It's terminal.

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

What does God do whenever he gets frustrated with Jesus?

He gets out the Bible Belt!

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Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

What is a Mexican's favourite sport?

Cross-Country Running

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What kind of tableware do gym trainers use?

Pilates

What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)