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Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

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Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.

What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other?

A so-be-it union.

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Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

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Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus?

Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

Who's that running?

Not Tom

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Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

What kind of tableware do gym trainers use?

Pilates