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Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

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Where do cows like to live?

St. Moo-is.

What did the art major say to the law major?

Would you like fries with that

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Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

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What is Jesus' favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

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How to get a job without experience?

Just run for office!

How?

I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away

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What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate