Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

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What's the most popular wine at Christmas?

I don't like sprouts!

What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.

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What do you call an airplane that flies backwards?

A receeding airline.... bada boom! The little bros joke book is pure gold

What does a raven bring on an airplane?

A carri-on bag

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What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

What is Jesus' favorite workout?

Pontius Pilates

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Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq

Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

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What kind of tableware do gym trainers use?

Pilates

What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)