Why is it not safe to doze on trains?

Because they run over sleepers.

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What type of train can a ginger not ride?

A soul train

What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster?

The train got windows