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Why is it not safe to doze on trains?

Because they run over sleepers.

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Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

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Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.