Why is it not safe to doze on trains?

Because they run over sleepers.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?

Dam!

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

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Where does Joseph Kony train his soldiers?

Arizona

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"