Why is it not safe to doze on trains?

Because they run over sleepers.

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Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?

When it's on the train.