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Why is it not safe to doze on trains?

Because they run over sleepers.

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Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train?

A laplander!