One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"
Because they're bad conductors.
They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.
Because they're usually found on trucks.
Conductor
He keeps missing his train
N-Gauge.
The training.
You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
With a trainslator
They train them
Arizona
Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.
A chew-chew train.
When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.
You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud
They have Conductors.
A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.
Lots of training.
King's Cross Station
The train to Boston
When it's on the train.
In the cow-boose.
Monster: I did once but my mother made me give it back.
Engineers (engine ears).
He threw them off their tracks.
Because of the conductor.
The train got windows
In the mush room!
Because they were trained.
When it choo's quietly.
The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
I replied "It's hard to keep track."
Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!
Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!
A soul train
Because they run over sleepers.
One trains the mind the other minds the train.
A Pikachoochoo.
He had loco motives.
One minds the train the other trains the mind.
A. Because of their loco motives
A laplander!
He had loco motives!
A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."
Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.
He had a loco motive.
He was a good conductor.
Lots of training
Because they have a claus in their contract.
Pulled pork.
An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.
Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.
They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.
They know people will blow them.
Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!
Phony
Mi Ghosta!!
Yes++
A gingerbreadmon.
Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.
Because it had a bad conductor.
To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.
The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.
