What's the worst part about being a railroad conductor?

The training.

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What is the worst part about breaking up with a japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

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Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).