What's the worst part about being a railroad conductor?

The training.

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What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards

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How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"