What's the worst part about being a railroad conductor?

The training.

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What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

What's the worst part about season 1 of Lost?

The episode.

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What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.