What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

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What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

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What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

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Who's Leonardo DiCaprio's least favorite Sesame Street character?

Oscar im so sorry

What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.