What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

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Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

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What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke?

Because he didn't get it.

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What's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite dessert?

Bear claaaaaarrrrrwwwwwwss!!!

Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.