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What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

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What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun?

Tom" Cruise Missiles.

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

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What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

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What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.