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What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

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What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

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Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

What did Matthew McConaughey have to say about the 2016 Oscar-winner's line-up?

All white, all white, all white!

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What's Leonardo DiCaprio's least favorite dessert?

Bear claaaaaarrrrrwwwwwwss!!!

What's the difference between Leonardo DiCaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.