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What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

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What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

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What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

What's the difference between Leonardo DiCaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

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What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception