What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

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What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

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What's the real reason Lego Movie didn't get nominated for an Oscar?

They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

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Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.