What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

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What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

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What's the real reason Lego Movie didn't get nominated for an Oscar?

They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".

What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

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What do a common garbage can and Leonardo DiCaprio have in common?

No Oscar!

What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.