They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.
The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.
Because he finally got it
One that gets you an oscar
He finally got it!
Cause he just got it!
Because he didn't get it.
It's a fugazi.
When he takes out the trash
Sesame Street has an Oscar.
All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite...
No Oscar!
Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss
Now, both have an oscar.
Expectorant(/spoiler)
Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.
To say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.
He'd get it.
They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".
Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.
All white, all white, all white!
Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.
Ones green and the other is black
Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.
The Turkey.
Chee-zits I made this up. Thank you, thank you...thank you so much.
An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball
They always miss the shot
Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.
Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target
He was undercover *!*
A teabag stays in the cup longer
Opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom
A dookie
None, they go commando.
Medium Pizzas
Because he's a man of the nice watch
He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.
