They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.
The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.
Because he finally got it
One that gets you an oscar
He finally got it!
Cause he just got it!
Because he didn't get it.
It's a fugazi.
When he takes out the trash
Sesame Street has an Oscar.
All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite...
No Oscar!
Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss
Now, both have an oscar.
Expectorant(/spoiler)
Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.
To say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.
He'd get it.
They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".
Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.
All white, all white, all white!
Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.
Ones green and the other is black
Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.
I'm stumped.
Bullets For My Valentine
Inception
Because they're too young for him
Look at her beaver.
My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!
He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...
Thanks for the gold!
Thanks for all the sediment.
Shirley you can't be Sirius.
Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.
Lap-top!
Cashews.
